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Chris Sielaff

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To any upcoming law school grads: not only is this advice not some closely held pearl of wisdom (it’s what all law students hear), it’s also bad on the merits. You don’t need to waste one of your last chances at having fun/getting laid on editing an article no one will ever read.

sielaffc's tweet image. To any upcoming law school grads: not only is this advice not some closely held pearl of wisdom (it’s what all law students hear), it’s also bad on the merits. You don’t need to waste one of your last chances at having fun/getting laid on editing an article no one will ever read.

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release it again and prove it

Sony reportedly insists that ‘MORBIUS’ was actually profitable for them. (Source: variety.com/2024/film/news…)

DiscussingFilm's tweet image. Sony reportedly insists that ‘MORBIUS’ was actually profitable for them.

(Source: variety.com/2024/film/news…)


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did americans forget what a plane is? i thought they were supposed to never forget

"Doesn't look like any passenger plane to me". Here's a Cessna Citation X.

ufoofinterest's tweet image. "Doesn't look like any passenger plane to me". 
Here's a Cessna Citation X.
ufoofinterest's tweet image. "Doesn't look like any passenger plane to me". 
Here's a Cessna Citation X.


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Yep

carobunga's tweet image. Yep

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PROSECUTOR: The recording has you clearly stating that the “Dookie blah blah opium runtz” had you “moving Chinese.” Were you in fact Chinese at the time? WITNESS: Momentarily, I felt Chinese, yes


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60k likes on this. it's time for me to stop being angry about stupid people and instead figure out how to legally scam them

OK, I wrote a post on this yesterday, but it's time for a New Jersey drones thread with some of the evidence I've been collecting from afar. If you want to know what's going on, start here. 🧵👇

SteveSkojec's tweet image. OK, I wrote a post on this yesterday, but it's time for a New Jersey drones thread with some of the evidence I've been collecting from afar. If you want to know what's going on, start here. 🧵👇


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After going out with police to observe reports of possible drones, I was with the help of civilian pilots and others able to do deeper analysis and concluded that most of the possible drone sightings that were pointed out to me were almost certainly planes. Let me explain: THREAD

AndyKimNJ's tweet image. After going out with police to observe reports of possible drones, I was with the help of civilian pilots and others able to do deeper analysis and concluded that most of the possible drone sightings that were pointed out to me were almost certainly planes. Let me explain: THREAD


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POV: You’re a passenger airliner that just took off from Newark

TheStarman923's tweet image. POV: You’re a passenger airliner that just took off from Newark

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After the IDF killed 7 World Central Kitchen workers—including an American—in April, it felt like a possible turning point. Politicians & media figures had to at least say *something*. But no policy change. Then IDF killed WCK workers again 2 weeks ago. And it barely made a blip.


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Hawk tuah the angels sing Spit upon the newborn thang!


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I’ll will never get over Trump spending four years convincing the “populist right” that he should get a mulligan for having a neocon admin and will actually be isolationist now and then immediately choosing a SoS who ran for president promising a “A New American Century.”


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He’s making a list. Checking it twice. It was converted from PDF. Formatting is terrible. He’s giving up.


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no offense but why would anyone take parenting advice from someone who very clearly raised the worst person to ever live

Elon's mom, Maye Musk, talks about how people should have kids even though they can't afford it. "You don't have to go to the movies, you don't have to go out to dinner."



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New Jersey has reverted into full medieval peasant mode, demanding the king shoot down the flying beasts


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what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes



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every American football player is willing to die for every citizen of the United States, that’s the entire premise of the sport.

The Army/Navy game is the only football game in the world where every athlete on the field is willing to die for every citizen of this amazing country. Thank you for your service.



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Help advocate for the policy changes that will stick federal agencies with thousands of Tesla products, wasting tax dollars paying back Elon for winning the election

Job Opportunity! Tesla is looking for a skilled and motivated individual to join the Policy Team to lead its federal advocacy in Washington, DC. This person will be expected to spearhead engagement with Congress and the Executive Branch. daybook.com/jobs/ce25ccw5R…



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Thanks 🙏


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Anytime you look at the comments of a tweet like this, you realize many people still think ups and FedEx just deliver to wherever a package is addressed, instead of handing it off to USPS because it isn’t profitable for them to deliver it

Post office sends a personal representative of the government to every address in the country, and it’s been doing it for 250 years.



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