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SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD

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We're a band. I'm just tweeting as Mr. Ditkovich until we've got a new record to promote.

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I used to dismiss every act I didn't know on these festivals as 'chill beats to study to' music. Then I found out I was right and not just being a dick.

Coachella's 2025 lineup has officially arrived, with Misfits, Charli XCX, Lady Gaga, Green Day, Missy Elliott, Kraftwerk, Beth Gibbons & more brooklynvegan.com/coachella-2025…

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It’s @selfdfens

greatest american band of the last 30 years? ?



Rap is just celebrity gossip for people who respond to everything with "type shit type shit."

Mustard cut Drake’s part on 'Crew Love' to play Future & Kendrick Lamar’s 'Like That' at Camp Flog Gnaw 💀 “SIKE”



Being laughed out of the Timothy Chalamet lookalike contest radicalized me. Now I vote Stein.


When normal people see someone hate on public figures in a way that makes them look invested, we know you're real fucked up. Like who the fuck is "Dasha" to you? That's some abstraction so far as you're concerned. It's like psychotically hating Donald Duck.


The record is haunted.

SDF LP FIVE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

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I hope Gene Hackman knows how I feel about him.


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omg the people have spoken!

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Fuck it. Tyga as the Babadook for Halloween.

Tyga as The Babadook for Halloween.

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Happy to have this be everyone's experience with the track.

I know it’s not the point of that drug church song, but when @selfdfens talks about the video of working dogs I just think about them and smile. My mind wanders and I miss like a bunch of the song thinking about how great dogs are.



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Hate to break it to you but you’re all co-workers.


Just to be clear: when we wrote this song we did not know it would be used in a Donald Trump ad. We're contacting our lawyers and will be issuing a cease & desist.


WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT AN ELECTION WE GOT THE WAYANS BACK ON SCARY MOVIE

WE’RE BACK!!! After nearly 20 years, the Wayans brothers are finally going to give the fans what they’ve been asking for… a return to the SCARY MOVIE franchise! We’re looking forward to having fun on the big screen again.

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Now that I see people turning on her for this, my nature dictates I have to defend it.

Chappell Roan confronts photographer who yelled at her during a Grammy party at Olivia Rodrigo’s GUTS Tour movie premiere.



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I should’ve never drank that bottle of subway piss that I found but you live and you learn

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"Hope this helps" is the new "do better."


My work here is done. I will now return to my home planet, Celebuter.

Pretty insane to think about it but I listen to little feat almost every day and it was because of a tweet by interesting internet celebrity @selfdfens



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