Seamus O'flaugherty
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the owl's distinctive call allows them to communicate over distances spanning 800 meters but they usually just talk shit about bats
Once upon a time, in a little house in the woods...
boss: you’re fired me: [like a movie director] CUT…CUT… ok try again but this time don’t say that
We experience this dark passage towards the Light, together
I am physically tired but mentally I am thinking of weird ways to say the word literature.
I just wanna live long enough to be arrested by a robot
put that fucking onus where it belongs
me: pass me that book, Mark Mark: no. i don’t wanna lose my place me: well maybe u should invent something that saves your place in a book, Mark Mark: u mean like a place-holder or a page-keeper or a spot-returner or a
I could never be a salesman. I’d be like nothing will make you happy.
Everything is a big deal to kids, like the time a giant bird took my dad from the beach and dropped him way out in the water.
there’s nothing sadder than wilted lettuce . ok, maybe losing your job or getting divorced or stubbing your toe, but, still, wilted lettuce. c’mon
we've come full circle; all these corporate apps and digital services can be replaced by one chicago bookie and a giant chalkboard
She looked like the kind of gal who had very few spiderwebs in the back of her bass amp, if I may be so bold.
The only thing holding back my mini-golf game is my excellent long-game.
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