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Scott Muska

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New Substack post is out. Gonna start posting something every week, at least. You can sign up for free to get 'em in your email inbox, if that's something you're into. scottmuska.substack.com/p/several-diff…


I'm turning 37 next week, but still chuckle to myself every time I listen to the Ghostbusters theme song and Ray Parker Jr. sings "Bustin' makes me feel good."


"Have you muted your ex yet?" "I turned off the Domino's notifications on my phone." "Those are not even remotely similar things." "Liberation begins with small steps."


ME: Taylor and Travis. Nicely done. TRICK-OR-TREATER: And what are you supposed to be? ME: The person giving you candy I guess. TRICK-OR-TREATER: You didn't dress up? ME: I'm dressed as myself. But gaining weight for a role.


Just caught myself talking rather seductively to my Alexa so I guess it's about time I get out in the world and try to meet some new people.


I wonder how many times people have pitched @cheezit on making a product called "Cheez Nuts."


I wrote about writing because I didn't have any ideas about what else to write about. Sometimes that happens. link.medium.com/NjNWypPcdNb


I can't believe someone let me watch INDEPENDENCE DAY when I was like 8. This movie is dark and disturbing. And amazing.


It's not often you get to see Steve Kerr followed by a slick Nelly reference and boy am I here for it. #DNC


I used to smoke weed every night but now I just eat mushrooms. And not the psychedelic kind, either. I'm talkin' stuffed baby bellas to the face six at a time. Macrodosing those delicious little things. People change. They grow. They evolve.


Pretty nice Monday treat when you get an email from @buttonpoetry to let you know a new @Neilicorn book is coming out soon.


I'm about an hour away from having to consult a physician if my Steph Curry-induced erection doesn't dissipate on its own.


That was the most ridiculously awesome display of shooting I've seen maybe ever.


Just rolled into my local grocery store and came out with a bunch of bacon, eggs and a bottle of whiskey. While rocking a mustache. My metamorphosis into Ron Swanson is progressing quite nicely.


Love like you know it's eventually gonna hurt real real bad.


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