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Due to [gestures vaguely at everything], I'm evil now.


My costume slayed. #Medusa

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I need you all to know that Day Three DBS exists on a whoooole different level. 🔥

Officially a dense bean salad girlie. #SorryNotSorry this shit is delicious.

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Can’t get over this dude telling someone else to change tampons when he’s the one shitting bricks in his Depends after realizing opening for a Trump rally and feeding red-meat racism alongside a throng of other bigots to a frothing crowd does, unironically, make you one of them.

These people have no sense of humor. Wild that a vice presidential candidate would take time out of his “busy schedule” to analyze a joke taken out of context to make it seem racist. I love Puerto Rico and vacation there. I made fun of everyone…watch the whole set. I’m a…



AMEN.

The broken aren't crazy but the ones that broke them are. Write that down.



Where is the STREAM for this?! @nugsnet ????

10/26/24 @HulaweenFL Live Oak, FL Set I Leave Me Las Vegas > Staircase #umphreys

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Officially a dense bean salad girlie. #SorryNotSorry this shit is delicious.

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Bestie ran out of beer on her bday so I told her where my spare key was and to go steal my booze. #TrueFriend

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giants vs panthers with a perfomance by machine gun kelly might be the worst lineup in sports history

Taking the stage at halftime in Munich: @machinegunkelly!

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It's official... just copped tickets and booked my trip. See you across the pond @umphreysmcgee!

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PSA for anyone who doesn't own one of these yet, these are my results after one use.... DOUBLE CHIN? WHERE???

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Eating salt and vinegar chips is a power move and I will never stop.


When I tell you I RACED home from work so I could get myself and my space ready to shake some ass to new @theestallion tonight...


Yes. So much yes.

When @alessiacara sent me an incredible track she was working on called “(Isn’t It) Obvious” and asked if I’d be a part of it, I knew it would be fun to play on. What I didn’t see coming, however, was how open-minded she’d be when it came to a guitar solo. Guitars on pop songs…

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Thinking about that Reese's in the pantry.


Throwback to me stoned out of my mind, wearing sunglasses on indoors and being forced to stand on the platform at an Obama rally in 2008.

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Carr is the Mom ready to pass out oranges and Taysom is the Dad realizing that travel ball is a waste of time.


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This is the face of a guy that waits 15 minutes in line for McDonalds, gets to the front and has no idea what to order.


It's a tragedy we've watched too many times smh

Yeah saints will be 2-6 before health returns and winn5 in a row to be 7-6. Lose to commanders packers and bucs and finish 8-9. We know this is how it goes



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