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Sara Murello

@sarjeamur

the world is weird and we're all living in it.

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That's one small step for lobster, one giant leap for lobsterkind 🦞

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POV: You're a rat who is about to skitter across my unsuspecting feet

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A rat ran over my feet while I was smoking on the stoop. I think I've reached peak NYC.


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therapy isn’t enough i need DRUGS i need ORGASMS i need CHEESE


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She’s a 10, but a 6 in Zara, and a 14 in H&M. why can’t she find clothes! she’s crying


I pledge to start catcalling men to even the score.


every time I wear the color green my redhead powers are activated.


Uhhh people are selling boob sweat now?? Why have I been giving mine away for free....


It's a hot one today! Don't forget to wear sunscreen while you're out there guzzling glizzys!!!!


Such a fun time! Watch this if you want to see me finish a beer in real time and talk with my hands way too much.


I don't trust people who part their hair too far to one side.


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Wish a very “big boy grillin on the roof” energy to all of my followers this weekend

From Tyrek

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"So, Remy, not only were you secretly working at Gusteau's before it closed, but you now run the kitchen at your own restaurant, La Ratatouille. What was that journey like for you?"

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Just saw someone getting choked out on the sidewalk...Brooklyn is one heck of a kinky place!


Nietzsche's dressing room eleganza

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