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Sam Wormser

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Joined April 2009
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I don’t understand when people don’t start bagging their own groceries


Thought process @ Coachella: how long until I can put my hair in a bun atop my head 🤔


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Stephen Hawking, best-known theoretical physicist of his time, has died at 76. apne.ws/LVzhcgM



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It’s #InternationalWomensDay. There was a time not long ago that women couldn’t vote, or open credit cards without their husband’s signature, or compete in the Olympics, or do their jobs without being harassed. That time is up. #TimesUp


A La Jolla housewife just got out of her car to tell at me over parking - have I made it??


Think I could buy a small private island with the number of missed class charges I've incurred with ClassPass 🤦🏼‍♀️


If this isn't the cutest thing I've ever seen I don't know what is

We're here. We're queer. Get used to it. @Adaripp #Olympics #OpeningCeremony

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A Gazelle entered a shop in the state of Colorado. The owner decided to give him some chocolate and biscuits. He left and half an hour later he came back bringing his entire family.

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Don't understand the wow factor of wine glasses that can hold a full bottle, like just drink more than 1 glass or from the bottle


What Top Digital Marketers Want This Christmas shop.pe/bkeIpT via @pwrdigmarketing


Listens to Pocahontas soundtrack ONE TIME, shows up on top Spotify songs of 2017 playlist 🤦🏼‍♀️


Oh wait we elected trump, why am I surprised


It's 2017, why are planes not adapted for people with disabilities?


Man at airport tells me and alex we will make cute kids. U ready @alexkress02 ?? 🍼


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Please retweet & use #BeKindToElephants, and for everyone who does, we’ll make a donation to The David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust. @DSWT

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Could puppy chow chows be any cuter? No. 😭

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#HRForHR 🙌🏼


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