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Samuel G Preece II

@sampreeceII

My motto: if you don't have anything FUNNY to say, don't say anything at all

Joined July 2012
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It’s a CRAFT people.

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Henry Thomas' incredible audition for Elliott in E.T. At the end you hear Steven Spielberg say, "Okay kid, you got the job," 1982.


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This could not be better put.

Just so we’re all clear on the GOP’s position, if you are inside of a uterus, you are a person, and if you have a uterus, you are not.



After seeing the slutty press for Beyonce’s new “country music” I don’t want to see one more mention of how you don’t like how @carrieunderwood dresses for her shows.


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Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs. They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad at Taylor Swift for being excited at a football game.

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Greta Gerwig: Made a critically acclaimed, culturally profound, feminist movie about Barbie and the patriarchy that made a billion dollars at the box office. Oscar nomination goes to … Ken. #Barbie  #Oscars2024 


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He’s right, you know.

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Let me see if I understand this: the Academy nominated "Barbie" for Best Picture (eight nominations total) -- a film about women being sidelined and rendered invisible in patriarchal structures -- but not the woman who directed the film. Okay then.


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You have to be a leading lady but you can’t be nominated for best actress. You have to be a strong female director but you can’t be nominated for best director. You have to have a wildly popular dance song but you can’t be nominated for best original song.

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MAGA: We need to run the country based on the Bible Bible: "The foreigner who resides with you must be to you like a native citizen among you; so you must love him as yourself." Leviticus 19:34 MAGA: Not that part


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CANT WAIT! 🥂

It has been such a fantastic year! We’ve seen so many of you out at all the different shows and in Vegas, and can’t thank you enough for showing up!  Cheers to what’s to come in 2024! #Hello2024 🥂🎉



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Every member of the GOP who posted Christmas pics with their family armed to the teeth and wore AR-15 pins on the house floor can take their thoughts and prayers and fuck all the way off.


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These two leading females in Country Music, who set up female artists right now, deserved Entertainer of the Year years ago. @CountryMusic is the sickest biggest joke ever. A slap in the face to give an opening act the award. Y’all are wrong every. single. year.

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Impacts June 5th.

New @carrieunderwood single at country radio this morning, “Out of That Truck.”



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Drag queens are not trying to fuck your kids


I want @taylorswift13 to announce AT HER FIRST ERAS SHOW “Speak Now and 1989 Taylor’s versions are officially available right this instant. So do you wanna hear some of those songs?”


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I hope all the @CountryMusic voters are in attendance for the queen @carrieunderwood tonight so they can finally give her, her well earned EOTY this fall


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Can confirm: NOT A Drag Queen…just another Pastor.

A Pennsylvania pastor and christian musician, who has his own show on Now Network Christian Television, has been arrested on 880 felony counts of possessing child sexual abuse materials.



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