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@samnorell

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babe, there's something tragic about you.


My best friend is as old as me now! Welcome to 24 punk! Love youuuuu @AutumnCbury 😘


How can a day be bad when you get free pizza?


I wish I could be as confident as I am when I'm buzzed all the time.


forever stuck on the idea of a Beyoncé workout class. #makeithappen


I'm so in love with my new work 😍

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2016 is really drilling the cliché life lessons into my brain. never take people for granted.


But really. Go home. I don't care if you tell me you'll make it "worth my while" to be here late.


I will never understand people who make me keep the bar open to sip beer and waste money on the machines. Save us both and go home. 😒


fun fact: bartenders don't actually want to talk about your divorce for two hours.


you terrify me cause you're a man and not a boy #fairgame


he's a gosh damn dream boat.


Love you forever. ❤️


How many more times do I have to give someone a lady mullet while they are convinced it's not actually a mullet?


sometimes people surprise me with just how great they are.


it matters how this ends


It seems that getting a job at the only clothing store I shop at may be a bad idea. 😁


It's not easy having a good time, even smiling makes my face ache.


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