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Samishess

@samishess

I can’t get off this fucking app

Joined July 2011
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Had one of the best sleeps of my life.

The #GameOfThrones episode where Joffrey was poisoned released 10 years ago today Arguably the most satisfying death in the series

CultureCrave's tweet image. The #GameOfThrones episode where Joffrey was poisoned released 10 years ago today 

Arguably the most satisfying death in the series


They call me DeChamSam on the simmy


I’ll call it right now, that wicked movie is gonna be the biggest flop in cinema history lmao


God @LoriGreiner I love you, please let me be one of your sugar babies, I’ll do whatever you want


The situation really turned his life around, holy shit lol


Yo, this Ms.Rachel bitch is kinda hot in a weird way


“Oh you’re Mario” - some random bitch dressed as beetle juice “Bitch I’m bowser” - me dressed as bowser “I’m engaged” “Bitch what?”


Go get yourself a cup of Wendy’s chili, take it home. Boil some ramen noodle (spicy chili kind) and dump the seasoning and chili into a bigger bowl. Strain the noodles and mix all that shit together. You’re welcome


Idk why everyone hates on sausage party, it’s a fucking banger lol


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Zuck v Musk fight will be live-streamed on 𝕏. All proceeds will go to charity for veterans.


so Barbie was a roller coaster, as in the beginning fucking sucked then it got good in the real world, then it got fucking awesome when ken took over cuz men are the shit, then it got cliche when Barbie got everything back but also empowering? Margot’s feet 10/10 movie:6/10


Never knew about Tim Robinson and his stupid ass show “I think you should leave” but I watched it last night for the first time and laughed like a little bitch. It’s so stupid


Nashville is so gay


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“Breaking Bad” actor Mike Batayeh has died at 52-years-old from a heart attack🙏😔

DailyLoud's tweet image. “Breaking Bad” actor Mike Batayeh has died at 52-years-old from a heart attack🙏😔

Side note: just started Better Call Saul. Never watched it but I’ve heard good things


Well I just pulled the trigger on Verizon home Internet. If any of the 20 people that read my tweets have it, let me know how it is. Otherwise, expect an extremely vulgar review tweet next week


Well I just finished my yearly viewing of Breaking Bad in its entirety, and I can still say it is absolutely the best show ever made. Goddamn


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