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Shout out to whoever changed the MTA schedule signs on dark mode


A gnocchi is just a potato with more steps


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Amazing, @elonmusk spontaneously decides to do a 3rd party audit on cobalt mining and putting a webcam on the cobalt mine. Asks shareholders to keep an eye out for children entering the mine! 100% of cellphones use cobalt batteries, Elon recommends asking phone manufacturers to…

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Heath bar is an underrated candy


Those who complain about having too few or many chips relative to their dip, (barring extreme impropriety) must not be adjusting their chip to dip ratio as they eat, and it is very telling of their character.


The beautiful poeticism of “I’ll be home for Christmas” blasting over the aging PA system at DFW, while I spectate a line of patrons waiting at the customer service desk to resolve their delayed and canceled flights.


Every guy walks by an empty warehouse and thinks “I should open a club there”


Everyone keeps talking about the 1975, but all I care about is Steely Dan’s 1975 classic, Katy Lied


Eventually all the streaming services will combine into one subscription, and they’ll unify ads that will break up the content, and you’ll be able to flip through them like channels.


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KENE 🏃💨 @NwangwuKene has been named NFC Special Teams Player of the Week!

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Iowa state is a basketball school


I’m convinced the Starbuckses in texas don’t know how to make coffee, only smoothies, sweetened teas, and sugar water.


Texas is cool because all the people look like they’re trying to be on YouTube, and they all buy all those health products that are advertised on podcasts.


Why is every plane 120° F when you board it? Even when it’s 30° outside


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Retool launches Workflows to go beyond the front end tcrn.ch/3Uwp1mx by @fredericl


People aren’t understanding that Twitter is the means of production


If we weren’t on the aliens’ radar before, we sure are now. #DARTMission


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Enter Sandman really isn’t that great of an entrance I’ll say it


I think the diner by my house is using the same recipe for their salsa and their marinara sauce but I can’t prove it.


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👏🏻👏🏻GENO👏🏻👏🏻

“They wrote me off, I ain’t write back though.”



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