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"A great character design is one which can be identified by its silhouette alone."
As of today, @elonmusk and I have a combined net worth of US$ 304 billion. I will not be taking any questions at this time. Thank you.
Replay this video in your mind if you ever want to delay an impeding orgasm.
Hao Public Servants mnalipia Comprehensive Medical Cover separate from SHIF are the ones asking for bribes to print ID, Passport, title deeds, etc. The ones who report to work and leave their coats hanging on a chair, wanarudi 4pm kuchukua waende home. Ndio Hao.
She is citing high cost of living when raising park fees but her boss says they have lowered the cost of living. They can't even have a coordinated lie. Which is which @rebecca_miano ?
If Ruto is declared the winner, it will be the start of destruction of Kenya as we know it. A Kenya where all economic and democratic gains made will melt before our eyes. It'll be a moment of irony where democracy will have killed itself. It'll be an error of a reign. Disaster!
… And these people actually spend most of their money in the country. Those who come with the bigger companies (the majority) pay for most of their trip abroad - package holidays 🤷🏾♀️ - and only spend pocket money and change in our counties. How does our leadership not know this.
Backpackers are tourists too. They don’t stay in 5 star hotels but in Airbnbs and ride on boda bodas and eat in kibandas and spend their money in small markets and focus more on cultural exchanges and meaningful interactions with locals . In other words, they benefit the hustler…
How daft is this government?
There are many backpackers and many people who roam around, they bring down our facilities and we do not get much money from them. I think we should avoid those people, we should tell them to go to other places - Ruto
Chandaria (Comcraft - not Velvex) Dawa ltd Kapa Oil KD wire Kenpoly Kenya nut KHE Maisha flours Statpak Tarpo Varsani brakelings
Tell me something Do you know a Kenyan Millionaire or Billionaire who has not been involved in government looting or a government tender prenuer🤔 Who is in production, manufacturing, service or whatever industry, and has genuinely made their money 🤔
2024 is a leap year, I’m surprised @KRACare hasn’t found a way of taxing Kenyans for that extra day. Lipa Year…
KRA now says tourists don’t need to declare their phones when entering Kenya. They add that returning Kenyans must declare their phones, but if they are under $2,000 (Sh257,900), no duty will be charged
Ati Trump cut HIV funding, kwani yeye ndio alipea wakenya Aids? Talk to your government to fix your health care system mpate madawa.
I'll die on this hill. We cannot forever be relying on grants and aid. We need to hold our leaders accountable. We can't be paying taxes for these politicians to buy jets and cadillacs.
Cart before horse type of all fart, no shit.
We are going to take a policy direction to ensure that all patients who registered under NHIF will not be required to make any copayment when migrating to SHA— Dr. Patrick Amoth, Director General for Health.
With each day that goes by, the scrolling I have to do on online forms to select Kenya feels more and more like a walk of shame.
Prices of diapers and sanitary towels projected to rise in Treasury's proposal to revive plan to convert them from zero-rated to exempt status under the Eco Levy. With the products set to move from zero-rated to exempt status, businesses can no longer get back the VAT they paid…
Soon, this will be the situation in Kenya.
The water tanker mafia is becoming deeply embedded in South Africa’s water supply systems, and it’s targeting a new kind of infrastructure. dailyinvestor.com/south-africa/6…
My dad missed a few dialysis sessions cause of SHIF and now he's gone😭 #RejectSHIF
I personally know of 6 people who have died in the month of October because they didn't get dialysis on time because of how @_shakenya was rolled out. Some families are undergoing pain they never thought or imagined because someone in a office made a decision #JoinSHARevolution
Baby Arianna, the one-year-old infant who is battling a rare condition after a bone marrow transplant, has been abandoned by the Social Health Authority (SHA) in India. nation.africa/kenya/health/s…
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