Sam Blue
@samanthakay417Aries.Nurse.Student.Tender of Bar.Animal Lover. Horrible Driver. Professional Soup Connoisseur. Avid blood bank contributor.
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I don’t know if it’s because I am part Japanese so I grew up identifying Sanrio characters as part of my cultural heratige in a sense or if they are just truly that cute but I am almost 30 and I still love Hello Kitty and all her friends just as much as I did when I was little
I got the dirtiest looks bringing my baby into macadoodles to get a bottle of wine for my moms bday, like would you prefer I left him in the car fuckers?
My husband and I have been together for 8 years,and married for 3 of that and he still always opens the door and car door for me😭💙
We talk a lot about “Midwest Nice” but don’t forget about it’s cousin “Midwest Passive Aggressive”
Just wanted to let everyone know that Doug The Pug is having a very happy day
This is Herbert. Today he was officially named the longest wiener dog in the world. He’s nearly 3 feet in length, a full foot longer than your average dachshund. 14/10 very impressive Herbert
Only took me 4 months before I hit something with my first nice car purchase🙃
My tech today said I don’t look pregnant just fat, and then told me she didn’t mean it like it sounds… well girl sounds like you don’t need my fatass to help you wipe butts today.
Special place in hell for whoever took a bite out of my quesadilla, it was already bad enough I couldn’t take my lunch until 1630 today…only to find one fucking bite out of the shit like damn you should have just taken the whole thing😭😭😭
My husband laughed at me looking at massaging recliners for our baby nursery when he literally spent $300 on a gaming chair…
There's a big implosion planned this month at the James River power plant, and one lucky raffle winner will be the one to detonate it. news-leader.com/story/sports/o…
Idk if it is burnout from work or if pregnancy brain is a thing, but I just put breadsticks wrapped in aluminum in the microwave to heat up…
If there is one thing I can be proud of as a parent it is that I didn’t raise a butter noodle/chicken tender kid
Taking care of a 78 y/o cancer patient that is a retired lawyer and refers to the Missouri governor and AG as “fucknuts” and I just love that.
I am hysterically crying right now because I just got home from a long shift and all I wanted was a quesadilla and some cheese dip and I paid $5 for this shit…I am trying to support small business but fuck😭😩
My kid tried to tell me she didn’t like “ball shaped foods” …1.what the fuck and 2. Boba is ball shaped so yes you do
What the actual fuck you guys. Missouri is already lacking in education as it stands, leave politics at the door this about public health so why are people not understanding the science.Most kids would gladly wear masks in order to have in-person classes.
The board voted 4-3 Friday to reject a proposed public health order to temporarily reinstate a mask mandate for students, employees and visitors through Feb. 18. news-leader.com/story/news/edu…
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