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the nonsense is a collaborative effort she/her

Joined October 2011
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y'all ever hated a man so much his name became a slur


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No Soto. No Snell. No Fried. We will always have gummies.

FenwayAttendee's tweet image. No Soto. No Snell. No Fried. We will always have gummies.

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I’m working on it

has anyone ever died because of anxiety



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Wearing a Red Sox sweatshirt in public right now so everyone knows I’m a big dumb stupid idiot


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it’s always the loser prescriptions that are ready for pick up at CVS. like i don’t even want that one


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new branch of the 9/11 domino affect just dropped

🚨 | A Spotify account owned by the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassin suspect Luigi Mangione has been identified. While activity on the account is minimal, he did have one playlist including the entire discography of My Chemical Romance.

SOTSPodcast's tweet image. 🚨 | A Spotify account owned by the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassin suspect Luigi Mangione has been identified.

While activity on the account is minimal, he did have one playlist including the entire discography of My Chemical Romance.
SOTSPodcast's tweet image. 🚨 | A Spotify account owned by the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassin suspect Luigi Mangione has been identified.

While activity on the account is minimal, he did have one playlist including the entire discography of My Chemical Romance.


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New off-season drinking game: take a shot for every free agent the Red Sox miss out on


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I do think it’s funny elphaba was like alright well I’ll be out west.. if you even care at all


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We all stan the assassin but the internet draws the line at Matty Healy


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“just trust your gut” my gut is always telling me to kill myself


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pov ur a cop trying to find the united healthcare shooter and he's a 5'10" white guy in new york

That part of Manhattan is covered in cameras. They should have footage of him coming and leaving. - Suspect is a white male, 5' 10" tall



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this is kinda the best day on here since trump got covid


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new workout goal is to have a body where after I commit a crime, the media posts my shirtless pics and everyone's like WOW


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this whole year gave me the same symptoms as psychosis


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a straight man going platinum blond sends out a more radical distress signal than when a straight girl cuts her own bangs imo


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Good thing the Red Sox signed him last week, this is getting expensive.

Yankees deserve credit for apparently going well beyond their comfort zone at $750-760M for Soto but word now is Cohen is going to $800M. If so he’ll be alone.



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horrible sundae timing

sam_lynn13's tweet image. horrible sundae timing

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man of the house (firstborn daughter)


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