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“I’d rather die standing than live kneeling” is one of the rawest quotes ever said in human history and it was by a veggietales joke account
What if kissed when we were launched into a low orbit around the earth not weak enough to enter the atmosphere, locked eternally in a loop too fast for light or sound, and we were both girls 😳😳
Make sure to eat me while you’re watching The Big Game™️ today. Or don’t watch The Big Game™️ and eat me anyway, I’m not picky.
Any of you tortilla chips out there watching critical role tonight?
Controversial opinion: the moon is not a star. But it will be.
Today we are having spaghetti, let me show you the process of making a spaghetti. First take the cold vacuum of space, if you don’t have your own store bought is fine. Then, you place your human flesh into the endless void of space. A lovely pasta dish.
If you wake up sad it’s only because several thousand stars burnt out while you were asleep and you won’t know which ones for as long as you are alive
Happy Saturday to all my salsa bitches out there. Enjoy the spooky weather and go hard in the motherfucking salsa today
Nothing except eat salsa
everyone needs a day where you can just curl up in a ball and do NOTHING.
Excuse me............. where is the salsa
Happy #TostitosThursday! Find the hidden bag of Tostitos in the photo, comment 🌭 below, and we might reward you with a free bag of Tostitos chips.
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