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I’ll go ahead and be the one to say it: there is a disturbing lack of Magic Eye books/posters/references in 90s movies/shows.
No. THIS will be my last tweet. I am still recovering from severe food poisoning; both ends. I would like to announce that despite vomiting 70ish times, I did not shit myself ONCE. I achieved more greatness in my own home last night than @elonmusk ever will with this BS app ✌🏼
The fact that the cops tackled the man who stopped the Colorado Springs shooter, handcuffed him, and locked him in a cruiser feels way too much like them tackling parents in Uvalde. In both cases it wasn’t enough to be useless, they had to punish those who tried to actually help.
All I want for Christmas is a dog bunk bed. I have never been more serious about something in my life
Actually, I hope THIS is my last tweet. Still true! If you’re in STL and Plan A failed for you and you don’t have a Plan C, lmk
It’s giving shit emoji (I hope to God this ends up being my last tweet)
I will spend 6 minutes trying to rip a plastic tag out of a (usually dog) shirt before I take 15 seconds out of my day to walk to the kitchen and get a pair of scissors
Bump
They’ve managed to piss off @AOC, @IlhanMN, and @taylorswift13(ies) all in one day. If you have stock in @Ticketmaster, I suggest you listen to Reputation and pour yourself a drink
WHAT DID I DAMN TELL Y’ALL
Gen Z has never been a fan of monopolies, but now that they’ve brought Taylor into this, they’re going to see just how angry we are. We’re using this outrage as a launch pad for our antitrust initiative ‘S.W.I.F.T’— Swifties Working to Increase Fairness from Ticketmaster.
We have lived in this house for 7 years, and I *just now* realized @AdamTheSkull’s closet is bigger than mine. Affton, we have a problem
Hi @tacobell! You have the nicest and most efficient but mainly nicest employees at the Maplewood, MO location. They forgot my chalupa, but they still deserve raises, and the customer is always right
Stop trying to make Donald Trump happen. It’s not going to happen.
They’ve managed to piss off @AOC, @IlhanMN, and @taylorswift13(ies) all in one day. If you have stock in @Ticketmaster, I suggest you listen to Reputation and pour yourself a drink
When you have an ex who came from STL and you’re trying to send a message but you end up pissing off an entire city instead. It’s giving a different kind of BDE…baby dick energy
"It's the worst city in the country, worst place to play, and was the first team on my no-trade clause agreement." @Scott_Darling3 on St. Louis 😭😭😭
It’s giving disgusting
Hi @nbc and @AGT! Who do I have to Karen to get the full res Sh’Boss Boys audition on the internet? If I can’t have a pool or human rights, at least let me have this 💕
I had two drinks in real public tonight and didn’t fall or leave my phone in the bathroom ONE TIME
I stop myself multiple times per day from giving this same look to people for this same reason. 😂
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