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Dr John Roucker

@rouckerjohn

fibromyalgia, epilepsy, and carer for a disabled parent. Dr of archaeology, introverted former comedian.. honest

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Uploaded some more songs to YouTube. This one is for my Aunt and Sister youtu.be/WRnKCyrfY24?si…


Netflix "we've just added a film we think you will enjoy" Me checks out film and sighs. "How long have we known each other? It's like you never even tried to get to know me!"


Elon on X.... soon


"You have a collect call from the planet Earth from 'E.T', will you accept the charges?" "No"

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Hi Rubles, So you think that men and women who took an oath to save lives and do no harm should turn people away because they don't speak English? You're OK with people suffering and dying as long as it gives you a tingle in your sad, bigoted little life?

If you want to access NHS treatment in an English hospital, the options are quite simple in my view. Speak English Bring your own translator Use tech Pay for translation It is not the British taxpayer's responsibility to fund translation into hundreds of foreign languages.



Hi Peenut, Cool story, it reminds me of the time I met Benjamin Disraeli. He told me I was Carpathia's last hope. He held out a large fish and said, "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." I fought in the great turtle war where I lost my best friend, a talking ant. R.I.P. Ted

What Happened Last Night? My black cab driver in London last night recognised me and we got talking about politics. On leaving his cab he said 'You 5 Reform UK MPs are our last hope, please keep fighting for us'. Powerful words which I've thought about all day. There's a lot…

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A.I. has come so far, but it's way off accurately recreating the human face. Take the image below. A good attempt, but you can clearly see it's... What? That's a real person? Fuck off Who in the hell is Matt Gaetz? Trump made him what? He looks like a PS2 GTA 3 character

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3rd day of looking after my cousins kids, otherwise known as my niece and nephew. Niece playing Hogwarts Legacy (well, I'm playing it) "I don't feel right having a house elf. He's basically a slave. I wish we could free him" Me...


Jesus Henry O'Toole Christ GB News. The man passed away why try and incite some kind of political backlash by... Wait... This is @SkyNews Any....way.... He was an actor who earned the role through his talent and skill. Why would his political stance matter to a casting agent

Timothy West played the Tories' wartime hero Winston Churchill three times, yet he was a passionate life-long supporter of the Labour Party news.sky.com/story/timothy-…



Hi Peenut(s), "Humble" I love you satirical comedy hour "Thing's that haven't happened and will never Happen" with Benny Leo. You are right about Nigel though.. no one, other than Musk, is as intimate with what Trump likes as him...

‘Keir Starmer can crack all the Farage jokes he wants! What's laughable is that the humble MP for Clacton has more influence over US/UK relations than the Prime Minister himself!’ @BenLeo444 on what Nigel Farage’s relationship with Donald Trump means for the UK.



Watching season 2 of The Devil's Hour

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Of course, what the @Conservatives are purposely not saying is that council tax rises every April and will remain at the 5% cap As it was last year under their government. Try harder Torys, it's getting a bit embarrassing now...

Downing Street confirms your council tax is going up. Another blow to working people.

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"I could have been a muppet Ernie. I could of left this shithole and made something of myself. That big yellow bastard thinks he owns this street and dont get me started on the actual blood sucking vampire" "Why'd you stay Burt?" "Love Ernie, love" "I love you, too, Burt."

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Hi Cutard Pot, It's a shame you got yourself sacked... sorry, quit for lying and treating the job of Prime Minister as a hobby you don't really care about. You could of conned your way through another election and be sending @Jacob_Rees_Mogg to lie to him as you did his mother

God Save the King!



Hi Peenut, I know!!!!! Mind you, there's a slight difference between a PM working while representing his country on the world stage and popping off to America/anywhere but Clacton for a holiday to see your mate... only slightly though

Starmer has mocked Farage for going to the USA. It’s a bit rich seeing as the Prime Minister has spent almost 4 weeks abroad of his 18 weeks in power and is the man supposedly running the country.



Apparently it's the kings birthday


Imagine buying a social media company and running it down so much that the alternative is trending at on it

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Hi #Prickstick You've said some absolutely disgusting, inane, bullshit recently, but this is the zenith of stupid and despicable. A good and holy man's first thoughts would be with the protection of children. That says everything about you and your so-called Christian values

The Archbishop is a good and holy man who is being judged for past actions on the basis of present knowledge.



Hi Custard pot, Free speech.. huh Then you won't mind explaining who the lady in the picture is below and why you put her in the HoLs... Over to you... no... NO! get out of that fridge

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This is appalling. How can Starmer’s Britain lecture other countries about free speech when an innocent journalist gets a knock on the door - for a tweet? Our police have their hands full of burglaries and violent crime. They are being forced to behave like a woke Securitate -…



So, my nephew (cousins lad, called me uncle since he could talk) playing WWE 2K24. I notice one of the wrestlers is Donald Trump. Me "that Trump?" N "I saw him to download, and now I'm beating him up" Me ... N "I wouldn't do this in real life because wrestling is fake" 😏 Me


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