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People in BOX: - tattoo of a Greek or Hebrew word - “I can’t eat that I’m doing whole 30” - enjoys going to chapel - saving up for that new pair of chacos


Knights: getting busted by the cops Box: being too loud Theta: getting busted by the cops for being too loud


People in DGR - name consists of the following somehow: faith, hope, grace, mercy, live, laugh, love - “I love my rain boots!” - I didn’t really mean to get into this club, it just happened - loves the healthy station in the caf


DGR is no longer a beige wall, now they just are just the people who talk about being the beige wall all the time


Chios is excited about one chapel


Ju Go Ju gets mad when they get queened by TNT when they wanted Titans 😢


People in Ju Go Ju: - talks about how incredible their semester abroad was but only went to tourist spots - Token Edgy Member™ - “I’m a nursing/speech path/child life major” - looks at inspirational quotes on Pinterest (and posts them on their Instagram stories)


Just overheard someone say “it smells like Zeta Rho in here” retweet with what the smell was


People in Kojies - “I just get along with boys better, idk why” - wants to jump but is scared of getting blacklisted - wears chunky filas and thinks they’re a #influencer - tells you all the secrets they’ve ever been told when you ask them how their day is


Zeta Rho girls drink La Croix and think it’s a personality trait


TNT wore “I <3 boobies” bracelets ironcially in middle school


Overheard some PTP girls reading their “person in PTP” roast and saying it “wasn’t bad at all” and them thinking that is precisely the point


People in Sub T - the bigger the truck.... - wanted to go to a state school but their parents are donors - likes hunting but in a rich white person way - “I have a lot of black friends”


People in PTP - says they’re really into psychology, thinking psychology is MTIB/enneagram - “Have you read Rupi Kaur?” - turned off autocapitalization in 2017 and hasn’t turned it back on since - has a finsta where they objectify their crush behind their back


People in TNT - my dad is a lawyer - hasn’t read a book since sophomore year of high school - currently looking for a trophy wife - “I’m a singer/songwriter”


People in Knights - was either bullied or bullied people in high school - Irony - “You probably haven’t heard of them” - makes fun of people for enjoying things


People in PKD - human megaphone - I’m a Political Activist™ - enjoys the unnecessary writing on forever 21 clothing - wore converse with their prom dress in high school


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why is no one talking about these cinematic parallels

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People in Delta Nu - “I’m different” - got called emo/goth/hipster in high school for wearing all black - got a crosley record player from their parents for Christmas - rbf


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