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david, not the king

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Joined June 2020
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You don enjoy your prime finish, e reach my turn to enjoy my prime you say make we enter serious relationship. Howfar, relax o😂


Bananas, because I'll now have to go piece for piece

The most embarrassing fruit to eat in public is??



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The whole football fraternity loves whatever is happening to Man City.


Whoever owes me.

Who is allowed to show up at your house unannounced?



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I don't know about you. But women who bleach thier skin can never be attractive to me. They're ugly. End.


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2024 will go down in history as the year of lovers!

6 months, a million kisses, and I’m still not done with you.❤️🥺

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Guys need to master the art of knowing whether a girl likes you or not within the first 3 days of talking to her, and it’s not that hard tbh. “You can’t negotiate genuine desire”

Two months into a talking stage and you finally ask her out , then she says y’all still have to know yourselves some more. What more is left?



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Sorting out missing marks in uni

What’s harder than this?



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Was over stressing over some shit I have no control of, then remembered I’m just a chill guy

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when you quit

When does it ever get Easier?



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Most things they do nowadays are actually for “aesthetic”, zero actual interest! Our gen’s cooked.

But babes play me, you go to the cinema, buy all the snacks and even pay for the VIP seats and spend most of the movie on your phone. Ungovernable behaviour😕



It is actually a cocktail of strict patenting & self discipline.

Lowkey, strict parenting paid off.



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I try to avoid day flights because our president can decide to close the road for 5hrs.

Do you prefer early morning or evening flights?



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I’m not locked in enough

As you get older what do you realize?



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“What size do you wear boy”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Wearing crocs to see the homies to avoid ending up at a club



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Life Insurance is the most overlooked way to make your kids millionaires.


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water😭😭

People be having coca cola and Pepsi addiction and there's me with novida one,😂🤦



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You mean you people don’t find it suspicious that your pastors have bodyguards but for you it’s the Holy Spirit supposed to protect you.


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Normalise walking around Kampala. You don’t have to grab a jaj from Fido dido to Mapeera


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