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radish

@realsassmaster

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropiate the formulary for affordable comestibles! (she/her).

Joined November 2012
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@AlexGaskarth here is a picyure if you making me emotional singi therapy at the rave in MKE. Happy birth.

realsassmaster's tweet image. @AlexGaskarth here is a picyure if you making me emotional singi therapy at the rave in MKE. Happy birth.

Almost his birthday again but not quite

Omg it’s almost Alex Gaskarths birthday



Why am I subtweeting again

Ok with being the villain in your story because if I came out with the whole story you’d have no one



Ok with being the villain in your story because if I came out with the whole story you’d have no one


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I’ve loved you forever

realsassmaster's tweet image. I’ve loved you forever

You want apologies girl you might hold your breath until your breathing stops forever forever the only thing you’ll get is this curse on your lips I hope they taste of me forever and there’s a light on in Chicago and I know I should be home all the colors of the street signs they


I’m watching scream 5 again and oh my god I forgot Dewey ages like fine wine


came back from a twitter hiatus to say that if you pay for Snapchat plus or whatever you’re an opp.


Omg it’s almost Alex Gaskarths birthday


I saw someone with the brightest pair of neon pink glasses I’ve ever seen and they looked absolutely AMAZING. Like yes be bright and loud .Wear what you love all over !!!!!


Forever romanticizing the rain.


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@AlexGaskarth rt this for grammar

Breathe= as in you are breathing. Breath= as in you take a breath. The 'e' in the word breathe goes away when you add '-ing'. RT for people who need to see this.



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@AlexGaskarth more like basement POISE yo. Happy birth

realsassmaster's tweet image. @AlexGaskarth more like basement POISE yo. 
Happy birth

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8 years ago today I saw my favorite band in the entire world for the first time live. @AllTimeLow ):


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ONE FRICKEN YEAR AGO TODAY I MET ALL TIME LOW AND ALEX CALLED@ME AWESOME


This is dumb bring back the bird


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in honor of 'Scooby Doo' turning 21 years old, here's a thread with all the adult jokes/deleted material that would've made the movie even better:

notgwendalupe's tweet image. in honor of 'Scooby Doo' turning 21 years old, here's a thread with all the adult jokes/deleted material that would've made the movie even better:

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brb getting tattoo sleeves specifically bc my grandma thinks they make women look trashy


It’s been months twitter im baxk


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