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I never “lashed out” at Santa, a man I greatly respect. Just more Christmas hating media!
If any Reindeer other than the most famous Reindeer of all Rudolph had flown the flight I flew there would be a parade in the streets and that deer would be a hero! Instead Christmas hating media loses their mind!
Last year every reindeer agreed we need a light on the sleigh. Then I come along and they go crazy hating my shiny nose. My nose works and is beautiful!
Record fast flight! Biggest amount of presents ever! Very strong wishes of Merry Christmas! Even the Christmas hating media is saying THANK YOU RUDOLPH!
I have already flown thousands of miles of Sleigh Ride. I need the Eight Crazy Reindeer to come together for the sake of the children waiting for presents to finish it!
Elf Hermey, who I do not know, was appointed by Santa years ago. Was supposed to leave to become a dentist in February but he just resigned prior to leaving. Grandstander? The Fake Claymation movie is making such a big deal about this nothing person!
I was selected by Santa to fly the sleigh and deliver presents. Not to get bogged down in endless fog holds. If any other reindeer flew the way I do the fawning media would love them. But because it’s Rudolph they lose their minds!
The only thing wrong with the Sleigh are eight of the Reindeer in front of it. They have no feel of flight. They are blind as bats in fog. They put presents at risk. I must lead.
To the few people feeling sympathy for Dasher. Remember- he was the one in front of a sleigh with millions of gifts in it and couldn’t fly. Santa tried to give him a second chance but he choked like a dog! I did what I must! Fly the sleigh!
I am alone in the stable (poor me) when the other reindeer are ready to get in front of the sleigh and let me guide them through the fog then it will be a great day as we deliver billions of toys to the great girls and boys!
Very interesting! Santa is a very different person than people think and is deeply conflicted with the eight angry Reindeer! Deer hunt! 🦌
*Flicks cigarette after a long drag* Here's the thing. If Santa knows when kids are naughty or nice then he knew Rudolph was being bullied
Santa and his 8 Angry Reindeer have made up this Rudolph/Abominable snowman hoax as an excuse for messing up a flight they should have been able to do.
They used to laugh and call names - now I lead the sleigh and they don’t!
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