Alan Suarez
@reallyandreI don’t always tell dad jokes, but when I do... he laughs😎
Joined June 2016
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So my neighborhood thought goats were the solution to getting rid of weeds...... ......AND THESE FUCKERS GOT LOOSE.... .....NOW IM LATE, HOW THE FUCK DO I EXPLAIN THIS TO MY PROFESSOR????
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*corona virus enters my body* The 4 Flintstone gummies I ate in 2005:
Coachella looks sick this year
This is a political rally for a 78-year-old presidential candidate.
I wake up this morning to find someone removed my front left tire.. They didn’t steal anything, not even the tire or the bolts..they just unbolted my tire and left it on the ground...Bro what??😐
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