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Stop laughing and help YOU ARE A MAN 55,000 Bibles #AkuruMokuotExposed


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Mark the dates, 21st November 👌🏿 #OccupyParliament

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I hope this is read on the news on 21st "Fellow citizens, today we have removed from power a man who has betrayed this nation. We did not act out of malice, but out of necessity. This is not a coup—it is the restoration of democracy".#OccupyParliament

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A thief's prayer, "Dear Lord, I know I’m about to break a few commandments, but at least I’m asking for forgiveness first."


Why does a thief pray before going to 'work'?


Dear police, We kindly request you to use your brain for once. Don't stand in our way! Join us for the betterment of you and i. #OccupyParliament

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We have more number of reasons to jail William Ruto than the Bricks 🧱 that build kamiti maximum. #OccupyParliament


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Enough is enough! #OccupyParliament

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Why is the church so important. 5 Million worth of donations by one man? Naah


Ruto told Raila he’d pay him millions. Looks like Raila’s getting paid in “promises” now.


Right now the Murima people are operating on emotions


In 2027 Kikuyus will for vengeance. They won't care who they vote for as long as Ruto goes home . The best thing now is to use that opportunity and give them an alternative.Morara could have fit in this but he's become a thug like the rest . Who else? Is Wanjigi fit?


Ruto’s body language was like trying to download confidence on a dial-up connection. #rutom

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Uhuru had that “I’ve got this” aura. Ruto had that “I hope this works” vibe. #rutomu

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Ruto’s body language said “I’m here,” but Uhuru’s said “I own here.” #rutom There is a lot i can say about this picture

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Ruto looked like he was trying to send a message with his body… but it was on low battery mode. #Rutom

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Why did Ruto look uncomfortable? "Because he was trying to fit into Uhuru’s spotlight." #RutoMutsGo


Uhuru walked in like he owned the place. Ruto walked in like he was still trying to find the keys. #Rutomu


President William Ruto's body language was more "I need a hand" than "I’ve got the hand of leadership." #Rutom

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President William Ruto tried to stand tall, but Uhuru Kenyatta showed him that standing out is more about presence than posture.

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Why did Uhuru get all the cheers at the ordination? "Because he’s the real high priest of charisma!"

Nobody cheered the Moment Ruto and Kindiki were introduced!



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