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I wish I liked soda bc seeing how a Diet Coke can change someone’s day, for the better, makes me so jealous


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Asked wine shop owner if it’s been a busy night

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genuinely don't give a fuck who you voted for president btw but if you voted against the abortion amendment i think you need to kill yourself im not exaggerating


I neeeeed a hi C from McDonald’s


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I know I shouldn’t laugh but


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me eating the brownie that makes you gay


I can’t handle everyone doing brat summer 😭 ur a 35 yr old creepy straight dude pls don’t act like ur cunty


I have to physically restrain myself from watching Lost or Greys anatomy again. I know the depression hole those shows put me in…. This is strength


Thinking about how the people in reality tv lately look like they are 20 years older than they are bc of plastic surgery. I may be poor but at least I will never need lip filler hehe


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When I talk about the golden age of television this is what I’m referring to


Playing this in my 12 day old babies ear

This 212 / Firestarter mashup Azealia Banks closed her early sets with 🔥



This but just the one kid and at least a Taco Bell near by

So you're telling me you don't wanna get married, have 6 kids, move to the country, buy a homestead, get baby cows, grow our own food, drink raw milk all day and live happily ever after?

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I walked to my back yard and sat and watched jack play w our dog thats about all I got in me lol

I’m going on a walk today!!!!! (This is huge for me rn)



I’m going on a walk today!!!!! (This is huge for me rn)


Reba + pumping + sleeping baby and husband + aloe water = I happy


So yea u will lose friends when u get pregnant but the other funny thing is when people that ignored u during ur pregnancy want to all of the sudden meet your baby….. like bitch I haven’t seen/ talked to u in 8+ months go away


Ummm I had a baby


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10 years ago today, Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova met.

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67 years ago today, John Lennon and Paul McCartney met. This encounter eventually led to the formation of The Beatles.

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I’ve retired “show me to me Rachel” and I’ve spun off to “that’s something I’d like to see if possible Raquel”


I’m having a baby in6 weeks!!!


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