Chloe Colbert
@pun_ish_mePro sub pro subtweeting. Cunning linguist. Spanks for the memories.
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A man ties up his motorcycle to prevent it from toppling over in a typhoon and, in so doing, raises serious questions about his other hobbies 👀
Me: I have nothing worth Tweeting these days. Chloe @pun_ish_me: What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Me: What? Chloe: I've never paid $500 to have a garbanzo bean on my face. Me: Ok, that's worth Tweeting.
No one: @pun_ish_me: Impact play - Spanky Wanky Breast play - Titty Hitty Caning - Caney Painy Sex - Fucky Sucky Marriage - Wifey Lifey Wordplay - Punny Funny Grand Theft Auto - Wheely Steely Please book her now and give her something better to spend her time on 🤣😍
Brand spanking new photos of @pun_ish_me are up! Always hard to choose a favorite, but I think this one is mine. It's SO Chloe! Do you know what that means? If you don't, book her ASAP, and you'll join the elite Chloe fan club!🤪 theartofsubmission.com/artist/subchlo…
I wouldn't mind getting Scrooged by her. 😏
No brain damage, I just lobe to play with words...
And yet I was the one who ended up getting suspended 😏
My client tripped over my bra. He climbs into bed and I whisper in his ear “was it a... booby trap?” He almost asked me to leave 😭
These transatlantic birthday wishes made possible by @HughLaurie and a bevy of highly advanced special effects. HBD @StephenAtHome! #LSSC
Look how much we love @pun_ish_me! Happy birthday to this very special person! Expect boob grabs and champagne when we can get together again!🎂🍾🥳 Photo is a 2013 throwback from a photoshoot party when AOS was officially born. Good times.
Your corona name is your current mood and the last thing you ate: Dissociated Oatmeal - @pun_ish_me Horny Bread&Buttah - @shes_a_harlot Sleepy Vermicelli - Claire Belle Sore Bacon - Sub Gwen Tired Egg Sandwich - Lana Harper Lazy Baklava - Me
She is excited to try her hand at writing erotica in all this down time. @pun_ish_me is offering phone/text dates, custom writing jobs and custom puns. She is also accepting donations to her chocolate fund via Venmo, PayPal or gift cards. Help a girl out!☺️
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