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Every year on Hallopendence Day, Pumpkin Sam flies out of the Liberty Bell bringing candy and fireworks to all the reasonably good boys and girls

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I could write you a song but then I'd have to kill you softly with it.


These are awesome. 🌵😍 How to have plants on your desk when you can’t have plants on your desk. Also you don’t need to worry about forgetting to water them! reddit.com/r/cactus/s/Itb…


I missed it at the time, but here is what my governor and his wife did for Halloween this year: Movin' on Up! Happy Halloween, Maryland! youtu.be/NR3oUauOjEs


It’s done.

pumpkinsam's tweet image. It’s done.

Kamala Harris looks more like a movie star than the movie star playing her does. (no shade to Maya Rudolph who is awesome) #SNL

pumpkinsam's tweet image. Kamala Harris looks more like a movie star than the movie star playing her does. (no shade to Maya Rudolph who is awesome) #SNL

Well that escalated quickly. 😳

pumpkinsam's tweet image. Well that escalated quickly. 😳

Interesting choice of movies at the theater tonight. 🧐

pumpkinsam's tweet image. Interesting choice of movies at the theater tonight. 🧐

Today I learned that a statue of George Washington stands in London’s Trafalgar Square. 😳 Even more interesting is what it stands upon: Soil brought over from Virginia, to honor the general’s declaration that he would never set foot on British soil again. military.com/history/george…


I finished building my workbench today. Except for the bottom shelf, which might have to wait until I find a cheap piece of plywood somewhere. It will be nice to have a decent table to set my projects on. Once I recover from this one and feel like doing more.

pumpkinsam's tweet image. I finished building my workbench today. Except for the bottom shelf, which might have to wait until I find a cheap piece of plywood somewhere. It will be nice to have a decent table to set my projects on. Once I recover from this one and feel like doing more.

🤔 I must not understand how trampolines work. Or else this author doesn’t.

pumpkinsam's tweet image. 🤔 I must not understand how trampolines work. Or else this author doesn’t.

I like how they make me say this is OK before letting me watch any more of the content I have already paid for.

pumpkinsam's tweet image. I like how they make me say this is OK before letting me watch any more of the content I have already paid for.

I thought I have been a strict pescatarian for three years now, but I just saw someone online claim that Hostess cupcakes contain animal products. So I checked the ingredients of the box I bought yesterday, and sure enough there it is: tallow. I’m going to miss those cupcakes. 🙁


It is me. I am panda.

pumpkinsam's tweet image. It is me. I am panda.

Well, I do always put everything in the world off until the last possible moment... Online voter registration ends October 15 at midnight so I waited until now to sign up. Guess I could have put it off another 15 minutes but I was reckless.


I found a new, bigger, and better door at the ReStore today for $10. Also I am building myself a proper workbench whose top will be a big slab of butcher block countertop I got from there. The new kitchen flooring I desperately need will likely come from there one day as well.


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