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Erstwhile goer of places, doer of things. Frequent plaintiff, occasional defendant. The long moral arc ain't gonna bend itself.

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Organizing ask: I need every Boricua on here to take that rally clip and drop it in your family WhatsApps and group chats. 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷 ESPECIALLY if you have family in these states. And give them the link to IWillVote.com while you’re at it. Ya tu sabes ⬇️

Puerto Ricans by state: Pennsylvania: 450k North Carolina: 100k Wisconsin: 65k Michigan: 50k Florida: 1.1 million New York: 1 million



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tlc tried to warn us

I got tricked into going for a 10 mile hike for a waterfall that ended up being 2 feet tall. Don't talk to me.



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Kamala Harris: Oh, you guys are at the wrong rally. I think you meant to go to the smaller one down the street


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Now that’s a border crisis if I’ve ever seen one

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This is arguably the single best explanation of anything ever given. He deserves a raise.


That is a straight-up lie. By contractual agreement with the city of Seattle, only Seattle Police Officers Guild members can investigate Seattle Police Officers Guild members. It's right there in black & white on page 80. ("Sworn" means "guild member.") harrell.seattle.gov/wp-content/upl…

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OPA is administratively within SPD but physically and operationally independent. This promotes independent investigations and decision-making. It also provides access to all SPD-controlled data, evidence and personnel needed for thorough and timely complaint handling #Seattle

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Co-signed

Dear Tesla board members: I will never buy a @Tesla, solely because of their CEO. I’m their target demographic. I will buy another electric vehicle. You’re not complying with your fiduciary duty by allowing him to continue as CEO. Pass it on.



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This is not true. We do not ask for this money back.

🚨BREAKING: Hurricane victims are now realizing that the $750 from FEMA that Kamala Harris is offering them is actually a loan, not real relief. And that if they don’t pay it back the feds can seize their property. These people don’t even have property anymore because of the…



Today's so-called "conservatives" are all about hard work, contributing to society, and free markets right until the Wrong People show up to work hard, contribute to society, and buy houses. This 🤡 sure went to a lot of effort to tell on himself with full citations.

I’ve spent the past couple hours researching and analyzing data on the effects of the large-scale Haitian migration to Springfield, Ohio. For anyone saying this is no big deal, I have questions: 1. RISING RENTS Despite being a low cost of living area, the people of Springfield…

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Who wants to make a quick $4,900? DM me! (Must be willing to eat a cat.)

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I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣💀


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BREAKING: Donald Trump can still win last night’s debate if Mike Pence just has the courage to do the right thing


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The moment during the job interview when you realize you've lost the gig to Tim Pool.

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If you want to learn more about homelessness in SF, I think two easy things you can do are: 1. Volunteer and eat at Martin de Porres on Potrero. 2. Work from the SF public library main branch in lieu of a coffee shop. Occasionally say hello to the ppl on laptops at your table.


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I hope Steve Bannon is listening to this speech on a little transistor radio in his hot cell, wondering what the prison will serve for lunch tomorrow.


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Re: special guest rumor - I’m not sure where it started, but the people who told me aren’t prone to hyperbole. FWIW, Beyoncé was the rumor. Makes me feel a little better that Rueters, TMZ, The Hill, and other outlets also reported it, but either way - I apologize. I don’t…

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In case anyone still cares, here's a short thread on how an online rumor takes off: Amid rumors that Taylor Swift or Beyonce would perform at the DNC, this blue check account with 600,000 followers tweeted at 12:28 PM CT that a "big surprise" was on the way. The tweet took off.

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Feel the way she's dragging your sad old bitch ass? Yeah that's doing something

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