Hey @telus I’ve called you 4 times in the past 2 days to cancel services, I’m either told you are closed, ask for a callback and get nothing but dead air, or over an hour of hold time and get dead air.
Let’s confuse non midwesterners
To put Nintendo's incredible continuity into a bit more perspective- Super Mario Bros. (1985) was made by a team of five people, *38 years ago*. Of those five people, four of them worked on Super Mario Bros. Wonder.
When my boss asks how I’m feeling, I like to give him a health AND mana number
Please explain to me the difference between "bullshit" and "some bullshit." They are the same.
Alberta premier mandates that all students must have at least 2 infectious diseases at all times #ableg
I'm begging you all to remember that a venti PSL isn't adequate hydration on the trail.
“Watch for deer” = I love you
I witnessed a genuinely surprising & impressive moment in a Wendy's yesterday. A bunch of young men, early 20s maybe, were behind me in line, dressed like the boys I used to skateboard with in the 90s: wide leg pants, stupid hats. black tattoos. 🧵
I had to explain Bernoulli’s principle to my 5 year old tonight.
This rain is wonderful. It’s been raining heavily most of the day.
It’s official. RIP to the champagne of Manitoba.
Confession: Indian people don't speak with an accent around each other. We are all just playing a prank on all of you.
There is no bad weather. 🙂
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