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The Pooper Thoughts

@poopfulthinking

It's scientifically proven that we do our most creative thinking on the pooper. Some of the most brilliant ideas in history have come from the porcelain pony.

Joined January 2017
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*Pinching a mean growler* How do blind people know when to go to sleep?


One evening at a high school dance, I tried to fart... And shit my pants.


How come Donald Duck never wears pants, but when he comes out of the shower he puts a towel around his waist?


During dump: how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop


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Very Special Thanks @poopfulthinking for the Follow!! tybeetelevision.net 🚽

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RT for toilet Fav for urinal


The cowboys season going right down the pooper


RT for bidet Fav for toilet paper


🚽 + 💩 = 😊 🚽 + 💩 + 🔥 = 😫


*intense flushing* Why is it called taking a poop, when you're actually leaving a poop?


The night was dark The sky was blue Around the corner The poop wagon flew A bump was hit A scream was heard A lady got hit By a flying turd


*turtle head poking out* Was 9/11 an inside job


Is time you enjoy wasting considered wasted time?


When bae sends you dank memes while you're pooping

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Bae: come over Me: I'm pooping Bae: I have two ply charmin Me:

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*squeezes 2 foot long turd out* Pam was such a bitch to Jim


Nothing better than a nice long dump


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