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Ace Trainer Sharky

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Genderfae Little 💙 She/Her 💗 Age regressor 🤍 Diaperbutt 💗 Rambunctious💙 30something 🔞 Asexual 💜🖤🤍 Autistic ✨Taken💞 DMs are open, just be cool.

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Normal ppl: "twitter is a hellsite" Me: "haha i love the piss shark (greenland shark)" My followers: "haha i love the piss shark (me)"


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My target audience is always me!!!!

people who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear no one 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭



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Everyday, the kids keep asking for 🍔. They really want them! Unfortunately, no 🥩 in markets! So I resorted to a local favorite, the great Falafel 🧆. But I prepared it as a patty in a burger bun. A great vegan alternative.. more so a GREEN BURGER


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I'm on the couch watching Mythical Kitchen. Consider my day SEIZED

Have you seized the day? Xox

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Remembering when I dated a guy who was "totally cool" with me being asexual, until it finally sank in that it meant I wasn't sexually available to him, after which he broke up in a 4 page essay about how sorry he felt for himself


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Imagining Cleopatra and Mike Anthony and Mike is like "Ayyy, walking here!"


Green bean lingueen 🍝

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When you say "dating", do you mean anything before moving in together, or anything before simply becoming "official partners" or whatever


A beef wellington is a French burrito


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i really fucking despise this asinine belief that live action is inherently superior to animation, or makes something more of a “real movie”. hollywood keeps pushing it and people keep eating it up. this is nothing more than an insult to a great film and the medium it was made in

From animation to live-action, ‘HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON’ In theaters on June 13, 2025.

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Being a woman is so awesome, I love posting about taking my friend to surgery and having people spend the next 3 days debating whether I am hot or ugly or rapeable or mid. I love that my face is discourse somehow. All of you people need to get a fucking life

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By this logic every single woman in history should have become Ultra Hitler

making “kill all men” jokes online for years objectively alienated young men and pushed them to the right



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The thing about having a neurodivergent partner is you can break their spirit and you might even be able to get them to act "normal" but it will be the saddest most unnerving take on "normal" you've EVER seen.

>wife yells at husband for lego obsession >now he’s pulling away, ghost of former self

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To me, the most infuriating part of people’s decline in media literacy is the increasingly common wholesale abandonment of the entire concept of subtext — whether it’s in fiction, nonfiction, or even everyday life. You analyze the implications and get accused of making stuff up.


Oh man, the Dragon Quest 3 remake looks real nice. I want itttt


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i think you guys just hate palestinians

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What if I was 6 kilometers long and 1 milimeter wide?


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ポケモン。実写版。作った。マホイップ。

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