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dan

@pleasedontcum

pb&j extremist

Joined September 2019
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DJs be like “time to post 1 selfie, 2 memes and 1 flyer to promote this party”


The human mind endlessly seeks out new ways to consume PB&J’s

. @RobertKennedyJr Ran out of burger buns so I had to use 2 uncrustables for my bacon cheeseburger

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I’m starting to think that the English language itself got infected by some sort of virus that makes you more of a fucking idiot the more you use it



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dude how


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Yall was wearing Toms. I remember that.


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Okay so that Miles Davis quote "if you hit a wrong note, it's the next note you play that determines if it's good or bad" applies to basically everything


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So men are no longer interested in chasing women they like?😔



This is how I must look explaining the rizzler and the significance of each “boom” from the Costco Guys to my friends in their 30s

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flexin don’t gotta make sense

Why did King Kai have a car when his planet had a diameter of 63 meters?

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Give that shit to Balatro and the world will be an infinitely funnier place

The nominees for GAME OF THE YEAR at #TheGameAwards on December 12. Vote Now: bit.ly/tgavote

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Jimbo's grin just got wider! @BalatroGame has been nominated for FIVE awards at @thegameawards 2024! Best Mobile Game Best Independent Game Best Debut Indie Game Best Game Direction Game of the Year It's time to ante up, stack your Jokers and vote here: thegameawards.com/nominees

@LocalThunk @BalatroGame Congratulations on your nomination for Game of the Year! #TheGameAwards Vote now at bit.ly/tgavote



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YOOOOOOOO 5 nominations from @thegameawards!!!! Balatro X Best Mobile Game Balatro X Best Independent Game Balatro X Best Debut Indie Balatro X Best Game Direction and BALATRO X GOTY I am freaking out


New ways of making pb&j unlocked…

Wife makes him a PB & J sandwich every day for work but sometimes says she made it with hate 🥺

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we lost something special when cartoon network stopped airing this absolute dogshit every single day in december

‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer’ released 24 years ago today.



sometimes I feel like him fr

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Was DM’d this, unprompted. Hell yeah

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For $450 I will personally write a note of the best 100 albums of all time and send it to you via carrier pigeon (bird not included)

We partnered with @Assouline to make our #100BestAlbums list into a book. Pre-order today: apple.co/100BestBook



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For the low price of $450 you too can own a book that tells you 1989 is better than Pet Sounds for some ungodly reason

We partnered with @Assouline to make our #100BestAlbums list into a book. Pre-order today: apple.co/100BestBook



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Weird. Seems like the groups most rapidly fleeing the Democratic coalition are the exact ones where Bernie Sanders was strongest (working class, Latinos, Bros!). Maybe that guy was onto something!


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