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Parker Landry

@plandry18

this is not a moment, it’s the movement

Joined May 2012
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There’s nothing like a hot beer on a cold day


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Bro Pops is courtside every game lol this a insane statement man

Ja Morant says Derrick Rose taught him “how to be a man”, per @DrewHill_DM

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not the time, iphone

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hi john that great you can go ahead and order it

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Hate having to send these texts

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Hosting Thanksgiving this year

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bro is fighting demons 😂

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dad just confused an episode of full house with a memory of our actual family and I had to be like no that wasn’t us you watched that on full house


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“Babe, please keep it light at Thanksgiving.” “Of course. Just gonna chill.” Me after 3 drinks:


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bye


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this extra sucks for the woman in the pic because due to the apple on her head no doctor will come close enough to help her

Shoot your shot.

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Elon Musk is worth $347,800,000,000. But our brains aren’t evolved to conceptualize numbers that big. So think of it like this: if I gave you $1 every day it would take 347,800,000,000 days to accumulate his net worth. Does that seem fair?


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Scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me

Boutta walk through the gauntlet

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My two year old nephew just absolutely roasted my ass. Got on a FaceTime with him and he showed me his trains and then he asked “where are yours?” and I had to admit that I own zero trains. Fucking humiliating.


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Making the new gang member do drugs to make sure he’s not an undercover cop:

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Buffering Buffering Buffering Buffering Mike Tyson’s ass Buffering Buffering Buffering Buffering Buffering


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Mike Tyson 🤝 Bill Belichick Going 8 rounds with people in their 20s


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Blockbuster deserves a second chance because of what Netflix put us through tonight.


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Mike forgot he was talkin to a kid 😂


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Credit to Mike Tyson, we’ve been tuning in to him being washed up for over 2 decades now while convincing ourselves that maybe he’ll catch him with one clean one. That’s a legacy


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