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Some guys are embarrassed to buy tampons for their wife/girlfriend. Not me, I'm thankful for the responsibility and buy them constantly. Birthdays, holidays, sometimes even just as a nice, little "I'm thinking of you" surprise. I had to stop because all our cabinets are full.
Bro Pops is courtside every game lol this a insane statement man
Hate having to send these texts
Hosting Thanksgiving this year
dad just confused an episode of full house with a memory of our actual family and I had to be like no that wasn’t us you watched that on full house
“Babe, please keep it light at Thanksgiving.” “Of course. Just gonna chill.” Me after 3 drinks:
this extra sucks for the woman in the pic because due to the apple on her head no doctor will come close enough to help her
Elon Musk is worth $347,800,000,000. But our brains aren’t evolved to conceptualize numbers that big. So think of it like this: if I gave you $1 every day it would take 347,800,000,000 days to accumulate his net worth. Does that seem fair?
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My two year old nephew just absolutely roasted my ass. Got on a FaceTime with him and he showed me his trains and then he asked “where are yours?” and I had to admit that I own zero trains. Fucking humiliating.
Making the new gang member do drugs to make sure he’s not an undercover cop:
Buffering Buffering Buffering Buffering Mike Tyson’s ass Buffering Buffering Buffering Buffering Buffering
Mike Tyson 🤝 Bill Belichick Going 8 rounds with people in their 20s
Blockbuster deserves a second chance because of what Netflix put us through tonight.
Mike forgot he was talkin to a kid 😂
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