PharmaCynical
@pharmacynicalWhy the fuck did I work my ass off at school and go through 4 years of tertiary education just to sit in a pharmacy and stick stickers on boxes?
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#theblock contestants are clearly getting paid by @SwisseAu because I've never heard anybody talk about how well their products work before.
No sign of Homeopaths without Borders rushing to treat the Ebola outbreak I see!
Try and say that with a mouthful of benzos. http://t.co/08hj441pT7
The next person that says "If I took any more pills I'd rattle" is going to cause me to test that suggestion. #pharmacycliches
The Australian swim team must finally be off the Stilnox after their performance at the Commonwealth games.
Who better to announce a possible future introduction of the use of medical marijuana than MP Andrew Stoner?
External repeat backings always make for great backup when you run out of toilet paper.
What's the deal with the retarded locums that @RavensRecruit always send out?
The actors in Tena ads are never a true representation of the true Tena customers.
At @woolworths, your health comes first*. *offer excludes our profits. #downdownmoralsaredown
On special now at @woolworths: purchase one carton of malboro and a slab of coke and receive a free and a health check.
If @woolworths care enough about their customer's health to perform health checks, I'm assuming they're also going to stop selling ciggies?
Customers always think that saying "Oh, I use them all the time" helps justify obtaining OTC sleeping tablets/pain killers.
Always maximise your CPE points and quality of life; use the fire escape just before the lecture starts.
Being a "journalist" for @ACurrentAffair9 is the ass-end of journalism. The job interview probably involves a colouring competition.
@LauraAustralia1 Ooooh, somebody hasn't been taking their Campral! #naughtygirl
If your rum bin is full don't dispose of it. It can be better put to use by supplying lollybags at kids parties. #recycle
Fuck rainbows, lollipops and puppydogs. I prefer benzos, opioids and barbiturates.
@LauraAustralia1 ...and making cocktails is the only time I ever use my knowledge in pharmaceutics.
@LauraAustralia1 Of course. Work is the only place I ever drink cocktails.
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