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The best code is that which is not written.


My kids have figured out that if you whisper to your Amazon Echo, Alexa will whisper back.


My favorite promoted tweet.

Microsoft research presents measurements and simulations of semiconductor-superconductor heterostructure devices that are consistent with the observation of topological superconductivity and Majorana zero modes.



An engineer on my team wrote this!!

Less human intervention and error-prone processes. More productivity and automation. Let @fullstory explain. github.com/readme/guides/…



Sabrina LI, a Sr. Software Engineer on my team, just published an article on GitHub's ReadMe Project site about how we synchronize internal code with our open-source browser SDK. It's a great read! github.com/readme/guides/…


Talking with my 9 y/o daughter about Return of the Jedi and she says: if everyone lives out in the forest, then why is it called Endor?


Also sometimes true when building something with boring old technology

When you build something with a brand new technology, you’ll likely need to rewrite the whole thing a second time, with enough experience gained. Observed this many times. Turns out it’s not just me. Here’s The Mythical Man Month observing the same thing, written ~50 years ago.

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Make a programmer cry with 4 words



Same.

I refuse to bookmark a website. I will simply use the far more logical system of keeping 400 tabs open on 32 browser windows until my computer crashes and I can finally be free.



My favorite Twitter account. Because of the nightmare GANs.

This person does not exist: Yvette Noel ( years), Hanyin County (People's Republic of China). Always desires sour cherry pie.

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I’m imagining a future where someone has to maintain 200 year old code.


Coding is therapeutic.


A holiday tongue twister: the rare red-haired gingerbread bear


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This announcement is super exciting. But I'm most proud of being a part of such an amazing place to work. With an inclusive culture that prioritizes work life balance. Substantive, challenging technical problems. And a worthy mission to improve digital experiences for everyone.

🚀 Big news: Today marks a major milestone for FullStory, as we just closed a $100 million #SeriesD funding round, resulting in a $1.8 billion valuation. CEO @scott_voigt shares the details on the investment and our next phase of growth 👉 fullstory.com/blog/series-d-… #fundingnews

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Lead Engineer me: I’m tired of just doing tickets. I want more organizational impact and responsibility, and to tackle hard strategic and human problems! Architect me: you know what sounds really nice right now? A ticket. You can solve a ticket


I love this Q&A with some of our engineers at FullStory - it's a great look at our eng culture. Also, my team is hiring :) boards.greenhouse.io/fullstory/jobs…

👋 Get to know 5 of the #SoftwareEngineers behind the FullStory mobile platform. In a new post, they share reflections on their team, their work, and their career experiences so far. 👇 fullstory.com/blog/five-engi…



Nice GitHub automation article from Sabrina, one of the Software Engineers on the Ecosystem team here at FullStory.

In a new post, FullStory #softwareengineer Sabrina Li outlines 7 easy steps to build an automated sync bot using GitHub Actions. Read it here >> fullstory.com/blog/build-you…



Love this data biz

We did this math weeks ago and released as dashboard on 4/20. Perhaps @NateSilver538 could help amplify (and happy to have his team help us share the news of joint work w/awesome undergrad Quan Ngueyn and scientist, @BeckettStephen). covid19dashboardgt.shinyapps.io/us_immunitylev…

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I'll be representing FullStory on this panel on Wednesday. Join us! :)

This week, we’re teaming up with @fullstory to bring you expert tips for building a data-driven tech stack, with practical strategies from leaders at @Zillow, @FT & @pipedrive Tuesday - EMEA event: optimize.ly/3u9c84l Wednesday - NA event: optimize.ly/38uFhys



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