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Letting this account go fallow. Find me on other apps as Han Solo Cup or pam1nsk1.

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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.


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Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.


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Just deciding if I should put on my red cape today or do I wear a few days of mourning black first?


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Time for a pumpkin spice drive off a cliff.


I feel like a shot would steady my nerves. Maybe something with Kahluamala?


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Currently a victim of electionstential dread.


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Sometimes I think about when a woman told me I did it the easy way having twins and I didn’t kick her in the crotch.


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Don't make fun of kids who still believe in Santa. Remember that there are adults who still believe that Trump will make America great again.


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Gentle reminder that tomorrow we can’t all have panic attacks at the same time so please stick to the schedule


I did a democracy

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I finally figured out where to hide the Halloween candy so I wouldn’t eat it all, just wish I could remember where that was


Being awake makes me so tired.


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I find myself saying ridiculous things to my kids like; when I was a kid you had to actually insert a key into the car to make it go


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My daughter asked me what hawk tuah means so I told her it means two hawks in French.


Fact-checking: If a Tesla truck catches fire, is it considered a carbecue or a dumpster fire?


Shower Wall Hair Divination 21: Look. Matthew has a problem, but stop calling him Sputterbutt.


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