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Paige U

@paigeunicorn

Thick thighs make the dick rise. Eyebrow game forever strong. I'm not sarcastic.

Joined September 2010
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Court me or abort me.


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malort would be a beautiful name for a baby girl


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Had them boys terrified 🤣


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Honestly just don’t be friends with me. It 7:38am I do need to chill.

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I can’t stop eating hot fudge sundays.


I had serious game 13 years ago

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Lol how one of my receptionist books herself for a haircut.

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Looking for someone to scream into the void with.


I don’t even know if I need to say anything.

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Going to write a book titled: Both Of My Parents Are Losers.


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When your brother gets a record player.

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The grossest part about being a hairstylist is having hair get imbedded in your skin. I just had tweeze someone else’s hair from my fucking nipple.


That’s it, I NEED a Venus flytrap.


I have one client whenever she books she leaves a note.

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