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Paden Long

@padenlong

Slick. Pragmatic. Slickmatic.

Joined April 2009
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At the after party Jake Paul will be hitting on Jane Fonda.


Nobody has ever seen @gruber_law and @jordanbpeterson in the same room at the same time, just sayin... #milwaukee


How did you check in to those celebrity all-star games when you're shorter than the scorers table? #askkevinhart


I recently burned the top right half of my mouth on a homemade crab rangoon and let me tell you something- my mouth feels weird #WhatDa


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explain this @NASA #Eclipse2024


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I don't know what this guy's problem is but if you ask me he's cruisin for a bruisin aka I'm about to whoop his ass

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Hi Bob 🤭 @elonmusk


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Meet Sato, he’s about to have his first corn dog.


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i’d watch a full length feature film of this


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I don't ask you guys for much, but today I ask that you watch this video and then follow your conscience. clubproguy.com/products/the-s…


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Everything done will pay respect to the past and present of Italy



YES I ate beets for lunch NO we do not need a plumber YET


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.@JoeyVotto is a LEGEND 😂 Catch the full interview with the @Reds slugger on Thursday’s episode of #HighHeat with @MadDogUnleashed & @alannarizzo at 11am ET.


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Las Vegas - downtown casino security on the lookout for a moving disturbance - group of drunk male subjects, some dressed in Santa Claus outfits, walking around splashing beer on people and throwing dollar bills in the air


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I almost made it 3 hours in Cancun w/o having both of my nipples simultaneously tweaked by a friendly local señorita in front of my girlfriend and entire family... almost... #CancunNippleUpdate


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The Great Jay Randolph Jr. passed away this morning. The grandson of a US Senator and the son of a Hall of Famer, Jay was an everyman on the air. Even though he is gone way too soon, his legacy of being a brilliant storyteller with a signature laugh will live forever.

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