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Just landed and legitimately all but one are screaming their asses off

16.5 hour flight and there’s legitimately 7 babies within 2 rows of me



16.5 hour flight and there’s legitimately 7 babies within 2 rows of me


We haven’t earned ‘cute’ plays


Hey @netflix just delay me by 20 minutes and I’ll be fine. Everything you’re doing fucked but I’m sure you care about me, the guy who just puts up with your price increases. So do that and we’re good


I can’t believe I fractured a fucking bone in my foot. One wrong step on a damn hike and here we are


That’s not real


Fuck the color yellow


Hello. Thank you for reaching out. I have been too available for work calls for the last 2 months. I am currently letting my phone die on a flight so you can’t reach me when I land. If it’s an emergency, please call the person you think is my best friend.


Why does @UberEats know where my house is but @Uber doesn’t?


Who was the first person to say “motherfucker”


Anyone I toured with in 2018 knows that I had very bad luck that year with travel (delays, cancellations, list bags). 2024 is becoming a strong competitor for worst travel year


Hey @united , anyone available to help me get home? This 4 hour delay has kinda screwed me


Mom: “she needs more fruits and vegetables. Me: “grandma, do you want a banana?” Grandma: “do you have any more wine?”


When you’re on a flight, upon landing they should really tell you an estimated time until you then reach your gate so this hour-long ride at DFW hurts less


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