The Great Trumpkin
@ourmemessuckYour omnipotent leader of laughs.
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When you're hanging with your boy and his girl texts and says her parents aren't home https://t.co/tKlbvejG4R
*Knows half a David Bowie song* *Posts picture and quote with caption "Zomfg I can't believe my idol is gone 😭*
Why tf do all local dentists, lawyers, and car lots need a theme song? More importantly, who tf writes and records these songs?
When you're in Snapchat trying to send a message and your friend tries to video chat so you start backing out like https://t.co/Cfq69JFMw6
Idea for next #GOPDebate : Trap doors under each candidate. When they lie, their door opens.
When she invites you over but you're already drowning in pussy https://t.co/hzGtpKFVWC
Her: I'm too tall for you Me: Bitch that's why you fuck layin' down https://t.co/CsZeKcvQN3
Y'all ever been to the doctor for a physical and the doctor tells you to "drop your pants and throw them on the chair beside mine"?
Things that sound better in church than prison : "Jesus loves you"
When your dad is a dick but your boy takes up for you https://t.co/kEyS8BzIME
When you're antisocial but you still wanna see your friends so you grin and bear it https://t.co/sEouAL8qme
Her man ain't getting away with shit lmao 😂😂 https://t.co/HDgZ1D6Eem
When your friend is trying to leave the party but you're about to put the finishing moves on this female #thirsty https://t.co/VHwI55vC5X
Prince William look like he's about to have a twerk-off with this warrior mf 😂😂 https://t.co/0hFqSTZYkL
When ur grandma gives u the same sweater every Christmas but u still gotta be appreciative https://t.co/srTvlYzNJU
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