cringe puns
@ohwhalem8just tweeting you puns that will make you cringe.
How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
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