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Sam S

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coffee, cats, other cliches

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My sorority just emailed me saying I should make my will and leave things in my estate to the sorority. A blood oath during initiation would have been less jarring.


You see the Redfin app on my Home Screen and think I must be looking to move when actually I’m just that nosy every day


Hear me out: Golden Love is Blind


It's that thing where you see a certain group of people in an office and you know it's big but it's not your business but the office has windows and those people only assemble for specific reasons


Hot coffee? In this global climate crisis? Never.


The Bama Rush doc is really just about social media, the pressures of being a young woman and everyone’s desperation to fit in. The sorority piece can be subbed for anything we use to compare ourselves to others.


I'm proctoring a math final and there is a student working in pen and I'm terrified of them.


If Musk let us edit tweets the same way iMessage does I think people would hate him less. Maybe.


Just apologized to my cat for “invading” his “space” while he was sprawled across my bedroom floor for which I pay the mortgage and that’s the epitome of having a cat.


Why do we use the phrase "sleep like a baby" referring to good sleep? Has anyone ever talked to the parent of a baby?


Want to help reduce student stress and pressure around college? Stop engaging with college acceptance videos!!!! theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…


Is there a Hulu mini series about this GP trial and accident? I need a physicist and crash expert to walk me through who ran into whose back!!!


The Summer House cast is SHAKING #PumpRules


Got this news alert and just know it is a meme waiting to happen. #sbf #npr

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Watching new Drive to Survive and I want only good things for Guenther Steiner


I now buy Flonase nasal mist instead of spray AMA (also it’s buy one get one 50% off at CVS right now)


Me, to everyone I see today: Stay dry!!!


Rainy days in middle school meant watching The Sandlot in the gym instead of PE class and that is still what I associate a rainy day with


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