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I created a new trig point at Loughrigg fell, after the OG one had collapsed. #DIY #loughrigg #hiking #lakedistrict #nationalpark
Dear people who make underwear, please understand we don't need huge labels that are double stiched and itch like a futher mucker. Regards, everybody
You have to fuck one, k*** one, marry one, and block one.... Go! 1. Piers Morgan 2. Adam Levine 3. Man holding fish in profile photo 4. Kanye West
There are currently 6 planets in retrograde—and they have absolutely sweet fuck all to do with your life, or any of the bullshit that's going on in it.
Why isn't there a "I can see you calling, but I don't want to answer—although I do want to continue using my phone, without you knowing that I know you're trying to call me" button on phones?
Maroon flag, Auburn flag, Magenta flag, Fuchsia flag, Mahogany flag, Scarlet flag, Claret flag, Cerise flag and Oxblood flag— are all still red flags! So don't give me any bullshit with your different colour flags—like you're some genius who's found a loophole, okay?
Has he fallen in love with you fast—or is he "love bombing" because he needs somewhere to live to save money? #hobosexual
Dear women, If you're walking your dog, and you think I'm staring at you, please don't feel threatened—I'm just wanting to stroke your dog, not play with your pussy.
If you're a fuckboy and you've just found out where the clitoris is— CONGRATULATIONS! 🎉 Now you need to level up and find the G-spot! I mean, if you're going to lie to women to obtain sex, then you should at least make it worth their while!
Tell me it's hot where you are today, without telling me it's hot where you are today?
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Just because women are the fucking jackpot, that doesn't mean that you should use any part of their anatomy like a lotto scratchcard. Know your jackpots men!
The "halo effect" is when one trait of a person is used to make an overall judgment of them. So tell us, what is your weakness when it comes to the "halo effect?" 6ft+? Tattoos? Beard? Money? A big 🍆? Drop your answers in the comments below ⬇️
Tell me something you've never heard a man you've been dating/relationship say...
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