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shit_oak_says

@oakley_shit

A profile dedicated to the dumbass shit Oakley says.

Joined March 2017
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"This beer makes me as bloated as a cow that's been dead for 12 days"


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Carol- it’s because I’m not trained for it Oak- what are you trained for? Carol- Failure. 😂😂


Carol-"it's been a deep Monday" Me-"I wish something else was deep on this Monday"😂😂


My life has become a constant game of "how late can I get out of bed and still make it to class" 🙃



"At least if you have a beer they don't know you're stoned." #shitoaksays 😂😂


Oak playing hill climb. Me: "oh you're flipped" Oak: "I know I wanna die so I can buy the North Pole" #shitoaksays


"I'm gonna buy the North Pole"


"I started drinking this beer and now the points of my tits are cold" #shitoaksays 😂😂


"Took a study break last night to look up synonyms for peculiar, I was also looking up antonyms" 😂


"Her style is poppin. Isn't that what the kids say these days?" #shitoaksays


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If you guys need some instant energy just get taized! Very rejuvenating.


"Guys we're so dumb. We lit 4 ping pong balls on fire and I got tasered twice." #shitoaksays #shitoakdoes


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