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Jan NotSoRitzy

@notsoritzy

Just a snake loving, plant liking, car geek, gaming nerd, poem writing, astronomy freak, extremely foul mouthed, gutter minded dork.

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My happy place. My heart is pleased. ❤

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Sadness is being lied to. ☹️


Jan NotSoRitzy Reposted
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I have over 2 dozen pictures of fine men's booty and I have absolutely zero shame about it. #Tuesdayconfessions #iconfess


Oh fuck no. I never will be. I've always been treated like a piece of meat and it's never going to change.

i'll never be loved like the girl in hozier songs is so what's the point really



Talk about failing to take the fucking hint, Jan. 🤦‍♀️ #takeyourleavejan #hittheroadjack #fuckoff #didnttakethehintfastenough


Y'all, I'm tired of trying. I'm loud, obnoxious, annoying, sarcastic, ugly, and fat. All cons, no pros. Hardest person to love because it's hard to get passed it and overlook all that. Crushing on someone sucks dick, in a very toothy way. #Crush #crushing


Jan NotSoRitzy Reposted

Wasteland, baby I'm in love, I'm in love with you


C'mon Superman. Say your stupid line.


I spent so long in the darkness.... I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is. 🖤💙🌙


Please. I don't like bullshit and lies.

If you tell a #Leo straight-up what you think, they will admire you.



Falling for people and be like nah, we're friends, we're cool. Fuck this shitty life. Take me back from where my soul came from.

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Can't keep my hands to myself No matter how hard I'm trying to I want you all to myself You're metaphorical gin and juice So come on, give me a taste Of what it's like to be next to you Won't let one drop go to waste You're metaphorical gin and juice


Baby, I can't see my world Living here on God's green earth You don't know what you've done to me I never thought I'd need you desperately It's kind of sick how I'm stuck on you But I don't care 'cause I'm needing you And how I feel will remain the same 'Cause you're my baby


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