I don’t believe this fight is serious. We are gonna find out that Tyson is deep in debt or something. Let the poor old fart rest
Girl in front of me opened her laptop to a brutal exam grade. Switched to wordle. Missed it in 6. You hate to see these bad fucking beats
Endless coffee at brunch feels sooooo good until it’s 1pm in biochem lecture and my body is in flight or fight. Sorry professor my heart rate is 130 and I can’t feel my hands
Just gave blood, guy reminded me to not drink as I’ll get fucked way faster. Buddy why do you think I’m here 😂
Just finished the mixed greens pack before it rotted. Yeah what’s up.
I got coworker of the month working 0.2 FTE. Holy shit my team sucks
Do I have enough core strength to get up on a wakeboard? Or should I just fake an injury and quit?
Every once in a while I remember doctor pepper exists and I lose my tolerance of water. It’s all I can drink
I was the closest I’ve ever been to pissing my pants and I was in total control the whole drive. No one else with me, no pressure to get somewhere quickly, I just pushed myself to the limit for no reason
Russia is missing out by not performing the best psy op ever. 1 million bots tweeting “the sun is safe to look at, it’s covered by the moon” could convince a majority of us to blind ourselves
Your favorite players favorite player ☝️
I just hope it's enough to get my number in the rafters I hope I left a legacy there
I just hope it's enough to get my number in the rafters I hope I left a legacy there
Thanks for all the memories in Sacramento! Kings legend, once a King always a King❤️
Will the real Jordan Love please stand up???
We control our own destiny. Do we want to be the Packers of the past or create our own legacy?
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