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@neodymium03What I lack in good looks I more than make up for in smarts, inappropriate humor, and paucity of dick pics.
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Greek 1: Who is the king here? Greek 2: Oedipus Rex! Greek 1: That mother fucker?
Can confirm.
Midwesterners will see cows on the side of the road and say “COWS” so that everyone in the car can acknowledge their beauty
sometimes your soulmate is coffee. stop forcing relationships.
I tried not being sarcastic once, 0/10 do not recommend.
If you zoom in, you can see the driver.
I have spent years on this app calling the other side Nazis and fascists and it’s become too toxic so I’m leaving.
We need a serious conversation about how lying activists masquerading as journalists destroyed the mental health of half the country.
When I see the phrase "radical self love," I just assume the unpaired electron is bouncing around its orbital shell, desperately seeking the same quantum number but with opposite spin.
Whenever I encounter the term “radical self love “ all I can picture is someone furiously masturbating
It Friday! And I, too, am a tit man. I like bigass boobs.
My toxic trait is reading signs that aren’t there and missing the ones that are.
Can confirm.
They call them “deviled eggs” because the devil makes you eat twenty of them
I will never understand why any woman would choose 9-5 when this exists.
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