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@ndargajSlightly crazy, slightly fun mom of 5 girls. Taking parenting one laugh at a time.
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Today at the store they didn't have my hairspray, so I just declared I would just have to shave my head. In case anyone wants to know how quickly I overreact to things.
If a 2yr old can throw a tantrum because it's too early for icecream, can an adult throw one because it's too early for wine? Asking for a friend. #parenting
FINAL: The Lions Lions’d, the Cardinals Cardinals’d, everyone’s unhappy and it’s all okay because one day the Earth will get swallowed by the sun and nothing will ever exist ever again
90% of parenting is putting Band-Aids on kids that don't need Band-Aids. #kids #Parents #parenting #mom #bandaid
Watching John Wick 3 and I said "He isn't use the FORCE, he is use the HORSE" and my husband didn't laugh. Honestly he doesn't deserve me #JohnWick3 #husband
Everyone asleep except me & my husband he loud whispers "Oh no! There's a kid right there!" So I reply "Omg! Go get it!!". So yeah. Loving some real life Pokemon shit right here..#parenting #mom #momlife #sleep #pokemon
New unit of measure for disappointment. 1(lowest) Cersei with her eyes(highest) #GameofThrones #GoT #Cersei #Elephants
The exact face I made in my twenties when someone asked if I wanted to do shots. #kaia #kaiaannamaria #daughter #daughters #jokes #momjoke #shots #dontdoit #mom #momlife #sand #badideas… instagram.com/p/BsyOHOBFn6O/…
4yr old just told me that Google & Santa remember everything. Realist 2019 comment I have heard. #google #kids #mom #momlife #parenting #parent #parenthood #daughter
Romaine out there killing people but they call marijuana the devil's lettuce. Smdh #romaine #romainelettuce #jokes
Sometimes when I meet people I tell them I am so glad they are not a dinosaur and if they don't know what I am talking about we can't be friends🤷 #mom #momlife #ToyStory #parenting
If going into a bathroom and shutting the door didn't totally ruin someone's day, you are probably not a parent #mom #momlife #parenting #Kids #parent #bathroom
Heard kids coming and hid behind a chair to jump out & scare them. They never made it to me,gave up and went to off to play om there own. So. I guess I live behind this chair now. #momwin #mom #momlife #kids #parenting
Not sure if I am leveling up...or down as a mom, however new levels are being met for sure. #school #firstday #backtoschool #iamtired #mom #momlife #parenting instagram.com/p/BnSrlrKH_d2/…
Life hack. If you LOVE your bday & you marry someone that could care less about bdays, you basically get to take over their bday. That's probably my greatest accomplishment in life is doing that & I have 5 kids. #marriage #lifehack
Is August too early to start using Sanat Claus as a threat to you kids? Asking for a friend. #kids #santa #saveme #parenting #summerbreak #momlife
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