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myranda

@myrandahope_

i am a hater

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a thread of the things my coworkers say


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Unemployed and bi for clout 🤷‍♂️


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sorry guys my mom said im not allowed to drink anymore


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Sorry i deleted you on everything you pissed me off wyd tho


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Something so sexy and mysterious about responding “I was raised Catholic” when somebody asks if I’m religious instead of just saying no


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Psstpsstpsstpsst here hot tattooed boy. Here boy


i really lucked out with my best friends


is he the love of my life or is he just a tattooed bartender flirting for a tip


told my mom i had an ear infection and this wacko told me to go put my feet in the ground and “ground” myself


never trust a dude whos mom has three or more baby daddies


that 2 month situationship changed the projectory of my life


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what happened to falling in love guys like that seems so cool like who wants to fall in love and have a beautiful movie ending


could never date someone who doesnt listen to country


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me as soon as Simone Biles and Suni Lee touch that mat

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stop liking me for my looks. i am fucking crazy


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If you haven’t told a man a lie today, do it. If you haven’t lied to a man in weeks, tell 2 lies. Call yo daddy and lie to him too. Gotta keep the playing field level.


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BRAT Summer (Bedridden, Resting, Asleep, Tired)


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