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My mom said that?

@mymomsed

Joined March 2017

"Can you imagine getting a yellow SUV... it'd be like big bird going down the highway."


"I've only made 2 mistakes in life: 1. I had bangs cut in the 5th grade. And 2. Marrying your dad"


The accountants way to flirt: "I'll show you my vlookup, if you'll show me you're pivot table"!


Looking @ my second cousins instagram post: "Just because they make it in your size doesn't mean you should wear it..."


To my 6 year old brother, "Grow some balls dude"


"Be nice to the weird ones. They're the ones who shoot everyone up. Maybe they'll spare you."


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