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I'll periodically update this tweet with different ways I've utilized cream cheese throughout my life. #creamcheez


Hey @RepJohnRose! I sent a question to your office a while ago, and I have yet to hear back. What is the usual turnaround time for getting back to constituents via the contact forms on the house.gov site?


Kirk Cousins and Creed. Not unexpected but unforeseen.

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Corn flavored @OfficialHARIBO would be 🔥 #corn #haribo #🌽


March and April seem like so long ago that I started referring to them as the "hopefully July" era.


Me every this time of year when I start thinking that I wanna make a side project in @JavaScript

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Starting enforcing the "contactless delivery" rule with my girlfriend, and our relationship has never been better.


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If you weren't sure of how bad things have gotten, Amazon is out of podcast mics.


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OK, buckle up. I wanna talk to you about Triscuit.

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"Yeah"


The words "freight train" and "whiskey" should be banned from any "roots music" created post 1995.


I appreciated @1future's appearance on @taylorswift13's #Reputation, but I still feel that I underappreciated it at the time


Sushi with a fork is weirder than spaghetti with chopsticks #🍣 #🍝 #🇯🇵 #🇮🇹


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Andy Reid and Coach O are champions, 2020 is where big rowdy boys THRIVE


Lunch spots in midtown Manhattan are the same grain/salad bowls with varying levels of cumin. #nyc #midtown @sweetgreen


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